Looking for the perfect gift this Chistmas? Why not try His Dark Materials, the trilogy of books that inspired the hit movie The Golden Compass!

A couple were in their bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in and asked "Daddy can I ride on your back?" The Dad said no, but the wife told her husband "It's OK honey, he doesn't know whats going on," so he agreed. As they got in to the throes of passion and the wife started moaning and breathing heavily the little boy said, "Daddy you better hold on, yesterday when she did that me and the Milkman both almost hit the floor!"

I haven't had any experience with UFO's, but paranormal life seems to be all around me...I grew up on the lower east side of New York.
--David Duchovny



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