Looking for the perfect gift this Chistmas? Why not try His Dark Materials, the trilogy of books that inspired the hit movie The Golden Compass!

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?"
"Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

Then Jesus turned to heal the union worker, but the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability!"

I haven't had any experience with UFO's, but paranormal life seems to be all around me...I grew up on the lower east side of New York.
--David Duchovny



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